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  • cqwww 6:34 am on December 24, 2018 Permalink | Reply
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    Merry Xmas 

    For years, I’ve said Merry Xmas, to the ire of many Christians in my life.

    This year, I present: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
    which explains how Χριστός (X) was used centuries before Christ. So while I often hear how I’m part of a conspiracy to take the Christ out of Christmas, I am more aware and respectful of the original intent.

    In fact, X was initially kris (sounds like ks if you’re Greek), so I propose I’m the leading authority on the matter on this.

    Merry Xmas,
    X

     
    • cqwww 10:57 am on November 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      Tags: Black Peter, Christmas, Dec25, Holidays, mushrooms, Santa Claus, Sinterklaas, solstice, , Xmas   

      Christmas comes from a mushroom? 

      I have a few friends who are serious mushroom pickers on Vancouver island, who are very busy, as this is the season. I’ve been spoiled, I must have eaten a dozen chanterelle based meals in the last month. The other day I noticed two really beautiful mushrooms drying:

       

      Amanita Muscaria

       

      A little bit of research shows me that the world’s most familiar looking toadstool is officially named Amanita Muscaria. Now I’ve heard of hallucinogenic mushrooms before, but I thought they all were based off Psilocybin. Anyway, this has taken me to all kinds of interesting places researching these locally found mushrooms, but the most interesting discovery was today, when I learned that apparently these mushrooms are why we have Christmas!?

      Between watching a video by a local mushroom expert, Eric Whitehead, and reading the details on Cannibis Culture, here are a couple interesting facts:

      • As with many Christian holidays, Christmas was stolen from a pagan ritual and rebranded (historical experts guesstimate Jesus’ birthday around June or July) for their beliefs.
      • Santa Claus, the North American character as we know him today was a marketing gimmick created, and still proudly claimed by Coca-Cola, based off the Dutch Sinterklaas. This goes back to the pagan god of Odin, who hosted Yule(tide), which was a great hunting party in the sky.
      Now to highlight how the Amanita Muscaria is the real reason we have Christmas:
      • The amanita muscaria mushrooms grow only under certain types of trees, mostly firs and evergreens. So when you have presents under this type of tree, it is to celebrate the time of year when these type of mushrooms would grow under such trees.
      • Unlike a lot of poisons or drugs that animals avoid, reindeer are often found in the same regions as where these mushrooms are found, and will happily eat them. These mushrooms provide extra energy to those who consume it as well as potential euphoric and hallucinogenic properties (including sensations of size distortion and flying), giving the active, jumping reindeer the affect of flying.
      • A lot of this came from Scandinavia, where at the time the locals would live in ‘yurts‘, which are like a teepee with a large hole in the middle; used both for ventilation as well as an entrance/exit. Hence, you would get these gifts brought to you down the chimney.
      • The red outfit and white round buttons on his jacket and hat should be obvious at this point…

      So in fact Christmas was created by pagans to celebrate this solstice, and the special harvest around this time of year. So which Christmas are you going to celebrate? This original holiday? The racist Dutch version of Christmas with Sinterklass and Black Peter? Or the Christmas that Christians stole from the Pagans? Or the commercialized Christmas that Coca-Cola stole from the Christians?

      Regardless, I hope we can all agree it should be a little less about consumerism and a little more about friends and family… Happy holidays!

       

      As a footnote regarding the mind altering properties of these mushrooms:

      These mushrooms can effectively be called drugs, I don’t condone or recommending eating these. If you do, first please do your research. This includes all of the drug related information from Erowid on Amanita Muscaria, as well as your local library, and after talking to your doctor and local mushroom experts who’ve verified what you’re about to eat isn’t poison, like the white Death Cap (Amanita phalloides). Unlike psilocybin, a tryptamine, the muscimol found in these mushrooms is a potent, selective agonist of the GABAA receptor; this means it’s a more of a dissociative than a psychedelic experience.

       

       

       
      • Derek Jacoby 2:31 pm on December 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        nice.

        Not at all a psychedelic experience. More like a combination of speed and DXM. Not one of the sparkling memories of an inebriated youth…

        Fun fact – deer do eat them, and the active ingredient is in fact concentrated in urine. So a little bit of mushroom can go a long way! http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1009800-overview

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